MARIO KART DRINK-A-THON
Hi! want to know a new drinking game to help while away the weekend (and those pesky brain cells) ?? Well I have one that was invented in my old house, and it's called "The Mario Kart Drink-a-thon"
Firstly you need three people who are rabidly into Mario-Kart on the old Super Nintendo console. Not just a passing interest, but an overwhelming desire to take your mates down in that computer world. The odd number is important as you will soon see. Next you need beer, or the drink of your choice (any type of "alcoholic soda" is not acceptable, you blouse) in large amounts.
Then simply play the game in a two player grandprix with one person looking on. The rules are thus....
The person that loses has to skull a predetermined amount of beer. Whilst racing if you spin out you have to skull. If you get shot by the other player and spin out you have to have a double skull. Just to wax a little you have to skull whilst the game is still playing (without pausing) which makes it really hard to get your racing act together (especially after a few).
Then just to make things interesting you choose a suitably crap computer controlled player and if you fail to qualify for the next race, or get beaten by the crap player (even if you qualify) you have to go and sit in the corner behind the TV. Don't ever let the skulls go without retribution.....ie if you get shot by your mate and spin out, and then not qualify for the next round after being beaten by the crap computer player you're looking down the barrel of 4 skulls and a little sit behind the TV while your other mates laugh at you and throw the bottle tops at you. Oh. and if you talk whilst behind the TV you have to have another skull, so SHUT UP.
The game continues until either the beer or your will to live runs out.
Due to the sensless nature of this game I recommend that it is never played by anyone ever and I my self have only ever played it once. I learnt my lesson. |
