TALK TO THE BURGERS
Go to the guestbook for the quickest way to say something in Burger-land. This is particularly true for the Burgers themselves, because they can get content on the site without ringing up the webmonkey and saying; "UPDATE NOW! I need to tell people about some nerd-site that everyone will find REALLY interesting!"

MAILING LIST
Join the Burgers mailing list, and stay up to date with the very latest in Burger-land. Find out about new stuff on the website, and be appraised of giggage. Just email blainie@burgersofbeef.com and write Mailing List in the subject line.

ASK UNCLE PETE
Personal problems? Unwanted stains? Questions that you just can't ask your flatmates? Then ask Uncle Pete. Uncle Pete will respond to your questions and post them here.